A Glorious Day

The enemy has FINALLY been defeated

I have been a Chargers fan for 9 years.

During those 9 years, I have seen the Chiefs win the division every year from 2017 to 2024, making life as a Chargers fan extreme PAIN and SUFFERING.

If that wasn’t bad enough, the Chiefs made 5 Super Bowls and won 3 during that time. MORE PAIN AND SUFFERING.

To make it worse, the Chiefs were(somehow) once likable thanks to an extremely high-speed offense led by Patrick Mahomes II and Andy Reid. I actually didn’t hate them until later than most Chargers fans.

However, by 2022, that offense was GONE. Instead, every Chiefs game was a painful war of attrition where the opponent kept the game close, but the EVIL MEN IN RED won by a last second field goal.

Included in these frequent ATROCITIES was a nice side of REFBALL. You thought they would want the other team to have a fair shot? NO! THIS IS A BUSINESS!!!

One example of this was October 1, 2023, against the Jets. Despite the Chiefs being the vastly better team, it took a last minute victory and BLATANT REFBALL. to beat the lowly New York team

What has made this era particularly frustrating is how often the national media GLAZES the chiefs. This is especially true with Cris Collinsworth, who goes OUT OF HIS WAY to make CRINGEWORTHY comments about Patrick Mahomes.

Last but not least, us chargers fans had to deal with the whole Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift affair. NFL media would go OUT OF THEIR WAY to show Swift like she was playing. It got SO ANNOYING and made the Chiefs even more hated. LMAO.

Today, things started off similarly. The Chargers were down 13-3 in the second quarter. It looked like they were going to find a way to choke again.

Yet, they decided to rise to the occasion. With an UNPRECEDENTED 13 point comeback and some injury luck going our way, the Bolts clutched up for VICTORY!!!

It was official. THE CHIEFS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION!!! WE SWEPT THOSE FRAUDS!!!

The entire NFL fandom has rejoiced with this statement. After a painful last few years, this year’s playoffs will not involve the EVIL MEN IN RED. May that create more fun and joyful memories over the end.

Today, we are ALL Chargers fans. The entire NFL has decided to support our strength instead of laughing at our incompetence.

Before I head out, all I’m gonna say is…

SCREW THE CHIEFS

SCREW PATRICK MAHOMES

SCREW TRAVIS KELCE

SCREW TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER MEDIOCRE SONGS

SCREW SWIFTIES

SCREW ANDY FATMAN CHEESEBURGER EATER REID

SCREW STEVE SPAGNUOLO

SCREW BRETT VEACH

SCREW CRIS COLLINSWORTH

SCREW ESPN

SCREW ALL OF THE HATERS

LONG LIVE JUSTIN HIMOTHY HERBERT

LONG LIVE HIMOTHY HARBAUGH

LONG LIVE THE CHARGERS

LONG LIVE PHILIP RIVERS COMEBACK

WHOSE GOT IT BETTER THAN US?

NOBODY!!!

NOW TIME FOR THE CHARGERS TO RUN THE WEST DOWN(hopefully)!!!

Anyways, time for me to get back to NBA draft evaluation. Hope you enjoyed this trolling of a common enemy.